Liam: Have you guys done something like this before?
Stiles: Something dangerous or something idiotic?
Kira: The it's yes to both.
Scott: You don't have to do be part of it if you don't want to.
Liam: I'm not scared.
Stiles: Well then you're borderline idiotic.

Malia: How much am I worth?
Scott: $4 million.
Stiles: Are you OK?
Malia: Yeah. Scott's worth 25, Kira's 6; they'll take you guys out way before me.
Stiles: It's progress, it's progress.

Scott: Malia, you studied harder for this than any of us.
Malia: It doesn't mean I'm gonna do good.
Stiles: Well.
Malia: Well what?
Stiles: It's do well, not good.
Malia: Oh God!

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Scott: Why would someone use all this money just to kill us?
Stiles: Someone wants you dead, dude. Badly.

Sheriff Stilinski: I want you to be honest with me. Totally and completely honest. Have you been time traveling?
Stiles: Hang on, what?
Sheriff: Because if time traveling is real, I'm done, I'm out. You're going to be driving me to Eichen House.
Scott: We found him like that.
Sheriff: Where? Swimming in the fountain of youth?!
Stiles: No. We found him buried in a tomb of wolfsbane in an Azetec temple in Mexico underneath a church in the middle of a town that was destroyed by an earthquake.

Stiles: Derek, if this is only just a dream, then why are you so worried?
Derek: Because I don't remember waking up.

Stiles: Why? Why are you doing this?
Nogitsune: To win the game.

Stiles: I know what you're all thinking. That if this works it might kill me too. But even if it does, you have to go through with it. Stick with the plan.
Scott: The plan is to save you. That's the plan I'm going with.

Noshiko: Tea?
Stiles: What, like magic tea?
Noshiko: No, Chamomile.

Chaos has come again.

Stiles: Was that your first kiss?
Malia: (nods)
Stiles: Was it any good?
Malia: (nods)
Stiles: Want to try it again?
Malia: (nods)

Scott: Stiles, why are you whispering?
Stiles: Because I think there's someone in here with me.

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

You're the true alpha! Guess what all of us can't be true alphas! Some of us have to make mistakes! Some of us have to get our hands a little bloody sometimes! Some of us are human!

Stiles