I thought you might wanna put all of out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.

Katie Couric: You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan... and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and, apparently, also a loser. How do you deal with that?
Sue: I've been drinking a lot of bleach.

What you call insanity, I call inspiration.

Know what has no expiration date, voters? My rage.

This place smells like barf!

I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.

Bryan: You ever heard of the term anger sex?
Sue: The only kind I know.

You two should be wetting yourselves with shame.

Thanks for making me feel like a girl.

Will: I'm thinking about leaving my wife.
Sue: Well, I didn't see that one coming at all.

I suggest selling yourself on Craigslist under the heading of 'Men seeking Men with butt chins.'

I thought people wanted a candidate that was for something. That's why I took that pro-deportation stance.

Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine

Quinn always was a genius slapper.

Santana