I'm pretty sure that barista is onto me. Now I'm Ann Coulter. As you may have noticed, I'm coming slightly unhinged.

I bribed Will Schuester's landlord to bug his apartment with baby monitors under his couch. And in his bedroom.

Female football coach, like a male nurse? Sin against nature.

No time for a fourtime, ladies. The bus leaves in five.

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the swelling in his brain under control.

I won't be burying any hatchets, William, unless I get a clear shot to your groin.

William, I can taste your Axe body spray.

You don't deserve the power of Madonna... simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo, who refuse to mate.

Your charms wore off a long time ago, William. Sometime around Bieber week.

[to Santana] What is with you glee club ex-pats? Don't you have jobs. You have to have some source of income so you can pay the staff of scientists who service your teleporters that you all clearly on since you're constantly showing up here.

This room feels weird. I can't shake the feeling that I'm inhaling a lot dead skin.

This place smells like barf!

Glee Quotes

Quinn: Home for the holidays, just like we promised.
Finn: Guys, I...
Puck: Dude, if you start crying, I'm gonna kick your ass. Group hug!

You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

Rachel [to Quinn]