Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Sue Sylvester Quotes
You think this is hard? Try waterboarding. That's hard!
Sue Sylvestor
Emma: Since when are cheerleaders performers?
Sue: Your resentment is delicious.
Sue: We're gonna bring this club down.
Quinn: And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back.
Sue: I don't care so much about that.
Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I.
Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything.
That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
I will not be satisfied until glee club is disbanded.
I want my full budget restored. I want a fog machine.
I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office.
Caning works! And I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here... yes, we cane!
I got a satellite interview. That's lingo for an interview, via satellite.
You think this is hard? I have hepatitis. That's hard!
Sue Sylvestor
