Find your voice. Stomp that yard. All that crap.

Sue: I'll often yell at homeless people: 'Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.'

When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.

You're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them.

[to Emma] Ellen, that blouse is just insane.

Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back strong than some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.

I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.

I can't wait to start singing and dancing and maybe even putting on the Ritz a little bit.

I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.

God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester.

Principal Figgins: Let's hug it out.
Will: I'd rather not.
Sue: I don't see that happening.

You think this is hard? I have hepatitis. That's hard!

Sue Sylvestor

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt