Sue Sylvester Quotes
Boobs McGee, you're demoted to the bottom of the pyramid, so when it collapses, your exploding sandbags will keep everyone safe from injury.
A person that has to pump her naughties full of gravy to feel good about herself clearly doesn't have the self-esteem to be my head cheerleader.
I don't need the sound of your stretch marks rubbing together.
Female football coach, like a male nurse? Sin against nature.
Coach Beiste: You're all coffee and no omelet.
Sue: That doesn't make any sense.
You make not trying to destroy glee club easy because you're doing such a bang-up job yourself.
Even if your team has dropped their sequin-covered panties and urinated all over the stage like an elderly Carol Channing, they literally could not have done worse.
One girl ate a pigeon. That's how badly they wanna be Cheerios.
Will: Inside, you're a really good person. I appreciate what you're doing for these kids. I won't forget it.
Sue: I'm seriously gonna puke in your mouth.
I spent large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your face into one of those pink-inflamed monkey butts.
It's as barren as me in here.
From Fort Wayne, Indiana, the not-at-all stupidly named, Aural Intensity!