Tim Gutterson Quotes
Judd: Five seconds...
Tim (to Raylan): Hey he's stealing your bit.
Tim (to Raylan): You do seem a little tired.
Art: No shit. The question is, why?
Tim: Smart money in the office pool's on exotic dancing.
Raylan: How'd you know that?
Tim: I'm good at my job.
Raylan: I got mad ninja skills buddy.
Tim: Yeah, you know karate?
Raylan: And two other Japanese words.
Raylan: Well I gotta talk to some people....alone..So....Either you let me go, or Im gonna have to give you the slip.
Tim: I love this shit, this shit gets me hard.
Raylan: Well then we both been warned.
Tim: I love this shit. This shit gets me hard.
Raylan: Well, we've both been warned then.
Tim: I feel like I'm in The Big Chill.
Raylan: Except no one's dead...
Rachel: And the music sucks.
So yeah let's go see your ex-wife, girlfriend, whatever it is we're calling her.
Raylan: You found me, I'm impressed.
Tim: Give me a little credit. I'm a professional.
Raylan: I was just gonna pick up some ice cream.
Tim: Ice cream for breakfast?
Raylan: Yeah, it's got eggs, milk.
Art: Hell of a shot. Did you consider what might have happened if you missed?
Tim: I can't carry a tune, I don't know how to shoot a basketball, and my handwriting is barely legible, but I don't miss.