Tim McGee Quotes
McGee: Mr. Hackett? The password, please?
Hackett: And if I refuse?
Gibbs: A shower! A cold one!
McGee [about his apartment's former tenant]: Did you know that when they found him, he was completely soaked in blood from head to toe? Cops could barely tell that he was human. They said that he looked more like Satan.
Quinn: ...Well, if you ever *do* tell Delilah, you should probably leave that out.
There’s gotta be an expiration on the creepy factor! Besides, it’s not like it’s haunted!
Why would you name a bull “Robert”?McGee [asking the important question]
Quinn: I mean, maybe it's a coincidence. [McGee and Gibbs give her a look.] Oh, oh, no. Nope. Rule 69. "No coincidences."
McGee: No, actually Number 69 is "Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man."
Quinn: Huh? Wait, what?! Really? That... sounds a little misogynistic, don't you think? Huh? I mean, do you have a rule that says "Never trust a man who doesn't trust his woman"? Think about it! Huh? No? Think about it! Rule 51!
McGee [to Gibbs]: "Sometimes you're wrong"! [Gibbs smacks the back of McGee's head.]
McGee: What are you doing?
Anthony DiNozzo Senior: Changing the subject!
McGee: How do you sleep at night?!
Torres: On my back. Naked.
McGee: Office equipment is your friend.
Torres: It's a bad friend, the one you lend money to and never pays you back!
Well, we don't have a firm date yet, but we plan on saving money on the invitations just by telling Bishop, and everyone will show!McGee [on his wedding]
Eleanor Bishop, will you be my Frodo?
My burger's getting cold, and you're hitting on Yoga Lady!
Abby: Hey Tony.
McGee: Vance got a call.
Tony: Ziva. Are we sure?
McGee: I'm so sorry, Tony.