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Mondays 8:00 PM on CBSTim McGee Quotes
McGee: So even after being kidnapped, [Harper] was trying to save someone's life.
Kasie: Yeah. And apparently he got killed for it.
Parker: Fathers and sons.
McGee: Fathers and sons.
McGee: Curtis? You OK?
Curtis: I will be after three more minutes of Vitamin D.
McGee: Got the basement blues?
Curtis: Working in a room with no widows puts you in a dark place.
McGee: Boy, it would be cool if it were aliens, right?
Palmer: Beyond cool.
Jessica: I don't think they're going to be too eager to talk to us.
McGee: Yeah, we're the men in black.
Parker: That's kinda awesome.
McGee: I know, right?
Jessica: My sister and I did a DNA test over Christmas. No surprises there. Just plain old Chinese and Dutch. So boring.
Nick: You're not boring. And neither are you. Check those results, man.
McGee: All right. I'll check.
Kasie: I always thought finding a long-lost relative would be fun.
McGee: Even if that meant your father had a secret love child?
Kasie: Oh, that. Yeah, complicated.
Jess: I give up; where do the tech trolls keep their caffeine?
McGee: You can't say tech troll.
Jess: You say it all the time!
McGee: Yeah, well, that's different; I am one!
Curtis: Actually, now that Director Vance put you in charge down here, you're the troll king!
Torres [on dating]: And I *do* know what it’s like out there, Bishop. It’s no easier for a handsome guy. Believe me.
Bishop: Yeah, I believe that you *believe* that, but I’d believe you’d be *wrong*!
McGee [shakes his head]: Unbelievable.
Torres: How did it go with Sloane and your friend?
McGee: Well, good morning to you, too, Gossip Girl.
Torres: It wouldn’t be the first time that someone wants to kill their landlord.
McGee: You have proof, or you speaking from personal experience?
Torres: Personal experience.
McGee: Oof.
Hey, Torres, look! I finally found a T-shirt small enough for you!
McGee [holding up a baby shirt]
