You're even dumber than I look.

Liz: Cut the B.S.
Tracy: But I promised Barbara Streisand I'd never stab her again.

The night is young, and neither are you.

Like the snakes I kept in my dressing room, I release you.

He's avoiding me. What am I my son's piano recital?

Dot Com: Sometimes things change.
Tracy: And yet you still say stupid stuff to me all the time.

Tracy: You should be at the airport right now picking up your chili.
Jenna: Children, Tracy.
Tracy: Children? Why the hell are you still here?!?!

We just need to have our next great roles line up, like how after E.R. Clooney had Dumb, Gay Batman.

Liz: You two are doing press all day.
Tracy: I'm glad the band U2 is doing press all day. Jenna quick, run before Liz Lemon realizes what I did.

I once played a lawyer in a movie, so I know all about winning your son's love back thanks to a magic camera.

Jenna: Ok, start from the beginning.
Lawyer: Well the plaintiff's deposition alleges that...
Tracy: No, further back. What kind of dinosaur was your grandfather?

Wonderful news? The last time I said that was when my pet News learned the true meaning of Christmas. Classic Tracy. You'll miss this.

30 Rock Quotes

Jenna: How do nice people dress?
Tracy: Socks on their hands, no belt, roller skates.

I don't have bed bugs, Kenneth. I went to Princeton.

Jack