Tyler: To Alaric Saltzman, who after today will have sex with only one woman for the rest of his life.
Matt: Seriously, just one. You can't even look after this.

I'm not gonna calm down. I would've done anything for you. And you chose death over me.

Tyler: I brought you to Mystic Falls to keep you safe from your crazy ass witch family. You can't just leave because Damon wants you to do some spell.
Liv: So what I'm a prisoner here? Do I look like Rapunzel?
Tyler: Well...actually.

Magic doesn't work in Mystic Falls. So if your coven wants to find you they'll have to do it the old fashioned way. They'll have to go through me.

Liv: I killed someone so that you wouldn't trigger your werewolf curse and you think that being my bar back is enough to repay me?
Tyler: Honestly, I'd rather have to chain myself up on a cellar each month so I don't have to wear this lame ass tie.

So, how do we kill the bitch?

You slept with the guy who killed my mom. What's a fair amount of time for me to get past that?

Young hybrid beats old vampire every time.

Caroline: Good coffee. But I usually take mine with a little more awkward silence.
Tyler: Nice try. You don't take anything with silence.

I walked out last time. Now it's your turn.

You're the hottest serial killer in here.

Tyler: This isn't goodbye. This is: until we find way. We're immortal, remember?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

We met and we talked and it was epic. But the sun came up and reality set in.

Elena

He's your first love. I intend to be your last. However long it takes.

Klaus [to Caroline]