Victory Ford Quotes
What do you mean done? You didn't unclog my toilet, you met my best friends.
Joe: That might be my assistant. She's bringing my dinner. Kidding.
Victory: Let's go alienate Shane and Wendy.
Joe Bennett, did you fly me all the way to Paris to get out of dinner with my friends?
Wendy: You've known me for 20 years, you know I don't try on shoes in public.
Victory: Oh, Come on.
Wendy: No no, they marvel at how big they are. They bring out measuring devices.
Wendy: What age do you think is too young for a cell phone?
Victory: Six? Are you talking about Taylor?
Victory: You're early
Roy: I like to get in at least half an hour before my boss
Victory: Well that might be tricky since I live here
Victory: Now I look like this needy person that always needs to be saved.
Joe: What makes you think I'm saving you?
Did someone offer you a job ... so who is it? .. if it's Betsy Jonson, I'll throw myself on these scissors.
Joe: Boring, what about dinner?
Victory: In what zip code?
Joe: yours. I'll pick you up around 7, wearing something that comes off easily.
Victory [hangs up]: He's the devil.
Victory: I hate this you know. I hate you sending a jet for me. I hate that I liked riding in it so much. I hate your smug attitude like you're some big hero, cause you're not. You just called your assistant and her send it for me
Joe: Actually I called myself. And hey I could have waited for you in the car. But here I am standing in the tarmac freezing my ass off. I don't do this for anybody.
But you can't wear green, you look like Shrek. Put it down.
Joe: The moments before you know the truth about somebody that are the most exciting.
Victory [toasting]: To the moments before.
