Victory: We should go upstairs...
Rodrigo: I should go home...
Victory: That's what I meant, we should go upstairs so you can jump out the window and go home

I'm not judging, I'm just counting disposable cameras and fannie packs

Wendy: How do you spend your whole life with someone and not know who they are?
Victory: Don't look at me, I don't even have a cat.

Victory: Why are you emailing Joe Bennett? Does he own this building?
Dalhia: Well technically he owns this whole block.

He may be stubborn and really annoying to watch Jeopardy with, but he's Charles

Nico, be flattered that after all these years your husband still wants to nail you to the wall.

I want you back in my life. I don't want to walk around hurt and angry and someone I'm not.

Victory: Promise one thing if I'm ever incapacitated, one of you will be my plucker.
Nico: I'm afraid.
Victory: If you're in a coma not a lot of grooming.
Nico: With trying to save your life and all...
Victory: If i wake up i don't want to look like Tom Selleck

Who cares what you didn't do, could have done, should've done. It's what you do now and from now on that really matters.

Victory: As long as your my boss there's no point in discussing a romantic relationship.
Joe: That leaves is in a bit of a pickle doesn't it? And pickles and truffles. Not sexy.

I don't want the man that I'm dating owning me.

Joe: ... my former dentist
Victory: Well aren't you gonna say hello?
Joe: Why should I? He gave me a sinus infection.

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.