Favorite Vince Masuka Quotes
I'm not telling her. This case was solved. If I asked her to reopen it, I might as well put my balls in a vice - and not in a hot way either
We all have our own ways of expressing ourselves. I have my ink, and you have your man boots.
Vince: The coroner can suck my uncircumcised dick if he doesn't rule this a homicide.
Vince: Way TMI, Masuka.
Damn. Don't people just shoot each other any more?
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Dexter: I have someplace I need to be.
Vince: I also have places I need to be. Not good places; but places.
True warriors are humble men.
We share everything. Not in a gay way.
Dexter: How do you know so much about hammers?
Vince: Not a tool I haven't played with, my friend.
Your victim was smothered. That's not opinion. That's science and science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14-inch strap-on.
Deb: You can make anything sound perverted.
Vince: It's a gift.
Masuka: STD panel?
Dexter: Vince, she's 12.
Masuka: I meant for you.
Sergeant James Doakes: Morgan, what took you so long?
Vince Masuka: Playing "hide the salami" with Mr. Prosthetics?
Debra Morgan: I don't fuck and tell.
Vince Masuka: Since when?
Debra Morgan: Can we go inside? I'm kind of wet.
Vince Masuka: [going to say something witty]
Debra Morgan: Don't!
