Popular Walter Bishop Quotes
I like porcupines. It shows that God has a sense of humor!
Walter: Agent Lee is infected. We know for sure now!
Peter: And we're excited about that why?
Lincoln: He says I'm going to be fine, by the way.
I know what you're thinking. Wouldn't it be easier to just eat people?
You mean assuming that creating a human flying porcupine hybrid was not his end game.
Walter: Feel it Peter.
Peter: Oh really, can I?
Walter: He's dead, Peter, you can't hurt him.
Peter: Not really what I was concerned about.
Ah! My escort is here. And by escort, I mean prostitute.
On purpose? Anything's possible. Even Santa Claus.
Domesticated badgers? Really? As pets?
Walter: Apparently this universe has not discovered memory foam.
Fauxlivia: You know, Walter, you can stay at my place tonight. I have a spare room.
Walter: Wonderful. And I shall refrain from sleeping naked.
Fauxlivia: Good to know.
Some people swear by hair of the dog, but I prefer nature's sponge, the egg.
Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?
I do hope we're going to the circus.
