Do you know how many times I didn't get laid in college because ...
Do you know how many times I didn't get laid in college because girls don't like getting hissed at by a jealous possum?
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- Character:
- Ted Crisp
- Episode:
- Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 11: "Mess of a Salesman"
- Show:
- Better Off Ted
- Related Quotes:
- Ted Crisp Quotes, Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes, Better Off Ted Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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