Alan: Does she have a magic vagina?
Walden: Like can you pull a rabbit out of it?


Rating: 4.5 / 5.0 (4 Votes)
Characters:
Alan Harper, Walden Schmidt
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6: "The Squat and Hover"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 Quotes

Jake: Dad, please tell me I'm not done growing.
Alan: Knock yourself out.

If I had hope in one hand and poop in the other, guess which one would be full?

Walden