Doctor: Does the area look red and swollen?
Dwight: That's what she said.
Michael: That's my joke — dammit, Dwight!


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (3 Votes)
Characters:
Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 2 Episode 12: "The Injury"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 2 Episode 12 Quotes

Kevin: Can you hop?
Michael: I tried hopping, Kevin. I bumped my elbow against the wall and now my elbow has a protuberance.

Michael: Dwight, what's your middle name?
Dwight: Danger.
Michael: Something with a 'K'.
Jim: It's Kurt. Wow, I'm so sad I know that.