Turk: Dr. Kelso! 'Sup. Look, I just heard that we're doing our first ever in-house heart transplant. Now, I know you'll be objective in choosing which surgical resident gets to assist. But! I also thought you might enjoy this commemorative Dr. Kelso bobble head. Huh?!
Dr. Kelso: Ahh, bobble heads! You always think you're gonna get bored with 'em, but you never do. Bobbly bobbly bobbly bobbly bobbly bobbly bobbly bobbly bobbly bob-
Turk: Sir!
Dr. Kelso: Eh? Oh! Turkleton, you're still here! Did you honestly think you'd be the only surgeon to walk in here and try to bribe me?


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Turk, Bob Kelso
Episode:
Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7: "My Way Home"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 7 Quotes

Turk: Sir, I was watching that.
Dr. Kelso: Well, why don't I just tell you what happened: Uncle Phillip gets Webster the dog despite George and Ma'am's objections. It was a good one.

Dr. Kelso: Now, on your feet. They need you in the O.R. to assist on the heart transplant.
Turk: The Bolgers said yes?
Dr. Kelso: Mr. Bolger wanted you to have this.
He hands Turk a card.
Turk: His son's driver's license?
Dr. Kelso: Turn it over.
J.D.'s Narration: Every so often, a wizard comes along and tells you exactly what you need to hear.
Turk turns the license over to reveal a small heart-shaped icon on the back which reads "DONOR".
Dr. Kelso: Seems like you had a heart all along!