Mack [to Coulson]: Look, I’m just saying, what good is it having a state-of-the-art robotic hand if you don’t have it on you when you’re kidnapped by Martians?!
Yo-Yo: Looks like he’s got both hands to me.
Mack: It’s just a prosthetic without all the cool doodads. I mean, it should’ve been a hook! At least you can stab things with a hook!
Coulson: I thought I was gonna be arrested!
Yo-Yo: So, wait. That one doesn’t have the blowtorch or the laser gun or anything?
Coulson: First of all, I’m not Inspector Gadget! And second of all, the authorities would’ve confiscated it! Prison’s bad enough without being down an appendage!
Mack: First rule of Boy Scouts is “Always come prepared!”


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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 5 Episode 1: "Orientation (Part One)"
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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

Mack: What’s going on?!
Coulson [gestures at an unconscious Virgil]: I was about to find out!
Mack: Oh, my bad! I see a dirty-looking dude hovering over you with a crazy-looking gun, I acted on impulse!

Virgil: You’re here. Agent Coulson of SHIELD. You’ve come to save us!
Coulson: Just to clarify, where is “here,” who is “us,” and from what?!