Calculon: Give it to me straight, doctor, don't sugar-coat it.
Doctorbot: Very well. Your entire family died when a plane piloted by your fiance crashed into your uninsured home. And you have inoperable cancer.
Bender: Bet you weren't expecting that one, Calculon!


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Bender
Episode:
Futurama Season 2 Episode 5: "I Second That Emotion"
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Futurama
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Futurama Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

They want a cake? I'll give them a cake (grabs a package of arsenic) mwahaha! (pours arsenic right next to a mouse hole) There, that oughta keep the rats away. Now, to bake a cake so delicious, they'll have to notice me!

Bender

(As Nibbler is being flushed down the toilet.)
Leela: Nooooooo!!
Bender: Can't you see I'm using the toilet?