Tales of the Walking Dead
Sundays on AMCHappy story, Mr. Sunshine.
Evie: This couldn't have happened at a better time. The weather's still good, and honestly, you answered my prayers. Now, I don't want you to feel that, when I leave, that you got a raw deal. This place is end-times-ready. There's a greenhouse on a greywater system, with lots of organic vegetables. Although, I know everything's organic now, right? But, you know, we were organic before that. We also have a ton of weed plants. Natch. It's one of my hobbies. Look, I don't want to be too Pollyanna, but if there was ever an ideal situation to have your bike stolen, I mean, this is it.
Joe: Good luck driving it.
Evie: Oh, you think because I have two X chromosomes, I can't handle a hog? I've had worse between my legs.
Joe: It's got a kill switch. Designed by moi.
Evie: And now I know, so I'll figure it out, Monsieur.
Joe: But you won't.
Evie: Well, then you just became my involuntary chauffeur. Once you get me to wherever I need to go, you can take off. Besides... it's not a request.
Joe: That doesn't seem like a vegan's kind of gun.
Evie: Well, I haven't gone vegan yet.
Joe: Why do you want to leave here anyway?
Evie: Why did you leave your place?
Joe: How do you know I had one?
Evie: Because you're clean. And your bike has some pretty impressive mods, which would have been hard to do after the world went down. Am I warm?
Joe: Which is why I'm still here kickin' and most everyone else isn't. No one believed this could happen. No one ever thinks bad things will happen. But I was prepared, and I made sure I stayed far enough away so nobody who wasn't couldn't come crying to me.
Evie: Happy story, Mr. Sunshine.
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