He farts at the dinner table, how much more comfortable do we want him to be?

Charlie [about Jake]

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Character:
Charlie Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5: "For the Sake of the Child"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
Related Quotes:
Charlie Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
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Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 Quotes

Alan: Name three things you would change about me
Charlie: Your personality, your wardrobe and your address
Alan: Thank you
Charlie: Your voice, your face and again your address
Alan: Alright, alright
Charlie: Your haircut, your fruity little workbook and your address
Alan: Just needed three
Charlie: Come on, we're healing. Your cheapness, your smug arrogance, and your address

Charlie: Why can't you just sneak in candy like a normal cheapskate?
Alan: I'm way ahead of you, i still have these left over from last Halloween