Michael: Hello?
Packer: Hello, I'm looking for a gay nerd named Michael Scott.
Michael: Who is this? How did you get this number?
Packer: Your mom, you gay nerd!

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Michael Scott
The Office Season 2 Episode 14: "The Carpet"
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The Office Season 2 Episode 14 Quotes

I am a big Fear Factor fan. I'm a fan of anything Joe Rogan does actually.


Michael: I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I'm talking about.
Stanley: That's not what what a hate crime is.
Michael: Well I hated it. A lot!