Maggie: My relationship with Dolphy has nothing to do with you. We're just two people who fell in love.
Josh: He's a 150 years old!
Maggie: He's 126. I can't believe I'm defending myself to you.

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Man Seeking Woman Season 1 Episode 1: "Lizard"
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Liz: Joshua, want to have a little 'look at yourself' moment?
Josh: No, no.
Liz: Do you go to the gym?
Josh: No.
Liz: Do you have a job?
Josh: I, I, I... I'm a temp.
Liz: OK. Well, how does that sound to a lady?
Josh: If she's a temp she'll like it.

Mike: Here. Wear this.
Josh: What is this?
Mike: Robert Graham contrasting tops. You will crush gash!
Josh: What an awful...! Every gash is somebody's daughter!