Turk: Hey hey! There he is! My buddy hit it and quit it, didn't he?
J.D.'s Narration: Hell no.
J.D.: Hell yes! Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for my nightly ritual.
J.D.'s Narration: Pleasure myself, weep and repeat.


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J.D., Turk
Episode:
Scrubs Season 4 Episode 19: "My Best Laid Plans"
Show:
Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 19 Quotes

Janitor: You guys are out. You guys are back in. Where's Margo?
Randall: She's at a Ludacris concert with her birth mom.
Janitor: I lose my van to him, and I lose Margo to gangsta rap. Bad day.

Carla: You've been talking to this girl you used to sleep with, and you never told her you were married?
Turk: She never asked?