Jules: Hey resort Trent, you're even cuter out of your uniform.
Trent: I'm gay.
Jules: Just go with it, Trent. Come on, I'm trying to scrape together a fantasy here. If I can be Resort Jules, you can be Straight Trent.
Trent: I was Straight Trent for sixteen years.
Jules: Great! What's another hour?

Jules Cobb
Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 8: "Two Gunslingers"
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Here, I'm Resort Jules. And Resort Jules is fun. And she's crazy. And she refers to herself in the third person like a professional athlete.


Your dad convinced some tourist that he's a hunting guide, so not only can he not watch you, but he might end up dead.