Cartman: Hey, they're giving out bread outside!
Poor girl: Finally we can get something to eat.
(when the poor girl and her mom walk outside, Cartman shuts the door)
Cartman: Psych!!


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Character:
Eric Cartman
Episode:
South Park Season 2 Episode 11: "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods"
Show:
South Park
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South Park Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.

Mr. Garrison

Cartman: But Mr. Garrison, I have to go and sing the Cheesy Poofs song!
Mr. Garrison: No Eric, you have to come in the Planetarium and look at a bunch of stupid stars.