Michael: How late are we gonna work tonight?
Gabe: You never know with Jo. Sometimes we're here to midnight, sometimes she doesn't show up for three days.
Michael: Why does she do that. Why doesn't she just tell you what your schedule is.
Gabe: Yeah, that'd be awesome. I could get a girlfriend! I wouldn't have to go to Amsterdam seven times a year. But, uh, I'm young. Right? "I will date when I'm dead!"


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The Office Season 6 Episode 18: "St. Patrick's Day"
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The Office
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The Office Season 6 Episode 18 Quotes

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumbass have been away on maternity leave. But now Tweedle Dumbass is back and we have a problem. Yes, getting hooked on Megadesk was my own damn fault. But [sighs] I don't care about assigning blame. All I care about, is Megadesk. That is all I care about. Getting. More. Megadesk.

Dwight

They say, that no man is an island. False. I am an island. And this island, is volcanic. And it is about to erupt, with the molten hot lava... of strategy.

Dwight