How would a movie increase productivity, Michael? How on earth w...

Jan: How would a movie increase productivity, Michael? How on earth would it do that?
Michael: People work faster after.
Jan: Magically?
Michael: No. They have to, to make up for the time they lost ... watching the movie.
Jan: No.


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Michael Scott, Jan Levinson
Episode:
The Office Season 3 Episode 3: "The Coup"
Show:
The Office
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I have this old vacuum cleaner that's broken. If Dwight doesn't work out, maybe that could be manager.

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Business is like a jungle. And I am like a tiger. And Dwight is like a monkey... that stabs a tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch? Pun. There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger's head. We don't have the technology.

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