Blair: I can't rest until I can prove Chuck is still his satanic self. What do you think would be more effective, having his shirts pressed with too much starch or getting him served blended Scotch at the Empire bar?
Dorota: What is test testing exactly?
Blair: We'll be there—in clever disguises of course—to see him eviscerate the dry cleaner. Or fire the bartender. Thus proving that he's only pretending to be magnanimous when I'll be there or see it in the press.
Dorota: You sure you not just do this because you and Prince Louis not in a good place right now?


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Gossip Girl Season 5 Episode 7: "The Big Sleep No More"
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Gossip Girl Season 5 Episode 7 Quotes

Dorota: Uh oh. Mr. Chuck in dream again.
Blair: When Chuck's in them they're all nightmares.
Dorota: What he do now?
Blair: Behave like a perfect gentleman. Which makes him even more chilling. That fake apology of his has permeated my subconscious and haunts me even when I sleep.
Dorota: Apology not seem so fake to me.
Blair: That's because English is your second language!

Good morning, Upper East Siders. Or is it? We hear a certain future royal has had more than one rude awakening this week.

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Gossip Girl Season 5 Episode 7 Music

  Song Artist
Haunted Heart Little Hurricane iTunes
Shells of Silver The Japanese Popstars iTunes
Black Hills Gardens & Villa iTunes