Colombo: Ya see Cher? Cher. Right there. Look.
Al: Oh, yeah.
Colombo: Married to that little lawn jockey. What the fuck is she doin' with that guy?
Al: Making millions of dollars.
Colombo [laughs]: I chose the wrong racket!


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You want to make a mafia movie without usin' the word mafia. [bursts out laughing]

Colombo

Al: Fuck it. At least we've got a script.
Bettye: Sure Al, you keep tellin' yourself that.