I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.

Michael

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)
Character:
Michael Scott
Episode:
The Office Season 7 Episode 15: "PDA"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 7 Episode 15 Quotes

Can I finish? Is that okay? I was saying... I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny.

Kevin

Michael: Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or go against type with an Eisenberg or Michael Cera.
Dwight: Movie idea?
Michael: Noooo...Saving the world has never been this hard.