I knew they were perfect for each other when I saw his wallet and her boobs

Dede [about Jay and Gloria]

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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 4: "The Incident"
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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me

Cameron: Who was that?
Mitchell: My mom
Cameron: Yeah right, cause the last time she was here the magnets are the refrigerator arranged themselves into a penta... hi grandma!