I mean, you practically begged me to do it by begging me not to do it. In fact sir I would like an apology, I am hurt. I am deeply hurt that you do not know me well enough to know that I would screw this up for you.

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Max Blum
Episode:
Happy Endings Season 3 Episode 15: "The Incident"
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Happy Endings
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Happy Endings Season 3 Episode 15 Quotes

Alex and Jane tried being honest with each other like 20 years ago. The fight lasted for weeks. The family calls it, "the incident."

Brad

Penny: Davey what's the name of that movie about the horse that goes to the war?
Alex: Uhh War Biscuit, Duh.