I said, 'Kyle, I will kick you in the nuts.' So I kicked him squ...

I said, 'Kyle, I will kick you in the nuts.' So I kicked him squ-ah in the nuts until he cried like Nancy Kerrigan.

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Character:
Eric Cartman
Episode:
South Park Season 1 Episode 12: "Mecha-Streisand"
Show:
South Park
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South Park Season 1 Episode 12 Quotes

Officer Barbrady: What seems to be the problem?
Barbra Streisand: Problem? No problem, officer... I was just introducing myself to these fine young boys.
Cartman: Nuh-uh! She was being a total bitch!

Mayor's Aide: Mayor! Barbra Streisand's attacking the town!
Mayor: I heard! Call the National Guard! (to herself) We'll get you, you bitch! And to think, I actually watched your HBO special!

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