Phoebe: I think you should know, this money is cursed.
Joey: Huh?
Phoebe: Yeah, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it.
Chandler: I'll take it, bad things happen to me anyway. At least this way I can break them up with a movie.

Phoebe Buffay, Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing
Friends Season 1 Episode 18: "The One with All the Poker"
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Friends Season 1 Episode 18 Quotes

Phoebe: Okay, Joey, your bet.
Joey: I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (The girls look at him, confused.) Oh, I'm out.

Phoebe: Hey, you know what I just realised? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J'. Coincidence?
Chandler: Hey, that's 'joincidence' with a 'C'.