I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daug...

I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day.

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Character:
Stanley Hudson
Episode:
The Office Season 3 Episode 5: "Initiation"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

Dwight: Just think, that temp agency could have sent you anywhere!
Ryan: I think about that all the time.

Dwight: What is Michael Scott's greatest fear?
Ryan: Loneliness... maybe women.
Dwight: Wrong. Michael Scott isn't afraid of anything. [pause] Also, I would have accepted "snakes."

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