I was married for more than half my life, and you think this is the only mystery I ever had to deal with? What about the hair curlers? Huh? Nobody uses them, yet they're under every single sink. One time I threw some away, and the next morning they were right back there just starin' up at me. What, did it breed? And those brown hairpins. I got one in my foot right now! MY WIFE WAS NOT A WITCH!

Stan

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Episodes:
Stan Against Evil Season 2 Episode 2: "The Black Hat Society Part 2", Stan Against Evil Season 2 Episode 1: "The Black Hat Society Part 1"
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Stan Against Evil
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Stan Against Evil Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

Leon: The new sheriff is not a woman.
Stan: Well, we got that goin' for us. For a second I thought we were livin' in Europe!

Thadeus: Evelyn Barret. Unholy viper!
Evie: I am not the viper. YOU are!