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If you’re lying, I won’t be back.

Man: Easy, lady. Don’t kill me.

Carol: Where’d you get the bike?

Man: I swear to God, I traded some shit for it.

Carol: With who?

Man: Some dudes. Camped back down the road a few miles. Go right when you see an old gas station.

Carol: If you’re lying, I won’t be back.