Benji: You see this hardworking writer chick. How can you not? She's branded the living shit out of herself across the internet.
Joe Voiceover: I want you to know if I wasn't about to be late to see you I would beat this guy bloody for the way he talks about you.
Benji: I'm telling you, this is her thing. Right now, she's got on red lipstick, and she's getting ready to work her professor hard for that A.


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YOU Season 1 Episode 2: "The Last Nice Guy in New York"
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YOU Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

As you activate your new friend there, I know you think you're deactivating your old one, but here's where you're wrong. Your old phone, which I have, is still logged into the cloud, and that means I'm still logged into you. Sci-fi movies are so wrong. Technology is our friend.

Joe Voiceover

Today's the day, Beck. It just feels right, right? I'm looking forward to it, and I think, obvious hangover aside, you are too. But I've read people wrong in the past. One day, I'll tell you about Candice. Every red flag I was blind to. How destroyed I was, what can I say? We all have baggage.

Joe Voiceover