In other local news, disaster struck on Saturn's moon of Titan t...

Linda: In other local news, disaster struck on Saturn's moon of Titan today, when a titanium mine collapsed, trapping 1,000 robot workers.
Bender: What? Lord have mercy!
Linda: Unless something is done quickly, the trapped robots will be dead within 300 years. Sir, what rescue operations are planned?
Mine Spokesman: The plan is basically to pave over the area and get on with our lives.


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Futurama Season 2 Episode 7: "A Head in the Polls"
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Futurama Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

Farnsworth: I can't believe it. He won by a single vote.
Bender: Well it ain't my fault. I'm a non-voting felon, thank you.
Fry: Well it's not my fault either 'cause I forgot to vote.
Leela: Oh, crud. I knew there was something I meant to do today.

Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president. May death come quickly to his enemies.

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