Troi: We went [to Nepenthe] for Thad, but it’s not really my cup of tea.
Riker: Honey, it’s not mine either.
Troi: That house. It’s like it was designed by a cabal of retro-Prairie hipsters.
Riker: Even the way the front steps groaned at me!
Troi: It’s a very judgy foyer. And those birds! Every morning, like screaming babies.
Riker: Nepenthian red-winged banshees. Horrible. You know what they say. The only thing worse than a woodpecker?
Troi: Is a two-headed woodpecker!