It was like I was making a prison break. You know and I'm I'm heading for the wall and I trip and I twist my ankle and they throw that light on you. So, somehow I get through the crying and I keep running. Then the cursing started. She's firing at me from the guard towers. (Mocks a rifle cocking) Son-of-a-bang son-of-a-boom! I get to the top of the wall -- the front door. I open it up, I'm one-foot away, I take one last look around the penitentiary, and I jumped.


George Costanza
Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 1: "The Ex-Girlfriend"
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