It's true, Mr. Keck, you could probably get by without the surge...

Turk: It's true, Mr. Keck, you could probably get by without the surgery. But why would you? I'm the smartest, most skilled surgeon in this place!
Mr. Keck: Are you stuck in that candy machine?
Turk: I paid for my Rollos, I'm getting my Rollos!


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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 4: "My Jiggly Ball"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

Orderly: (Handing Elliot a chart) This guy has an S.T.D., and he definitely doesn't want his wife to find out.
Elliot: (Walks in, sees Kelso)
Dr. Kelso: Crap.

(His entire right hand is moving) Guys, I think there might be something wrong with my spine, because I'm not doing that!

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