Last week I would've given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would've reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them, but now, no. I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask so they can hear me say, ", I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney."


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Michael Scott
The Office Season 2 Episode 14: "The Carpet"
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Michael: I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I'm talking about.
Stanley: That's not what what a hate crime is.
Michael: Well I hated it. A lot!