Monica: (Looking out the window) Look look! He's doing it again, the guy with the telescope!
Phoebe: Oh, my God! Go away! (Waving her arms) Stop looking in here!
Monica: Great, now he's waving back.
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
Monica: What kinda stuff...?
Joey: Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff, but, like, when I'm cooking naked.
Phoebe: You cook naked?
Joey: Yeah, toast, oatmeal... nothing that spatters.


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Monica Geller, Phoebe Buffay, Joey Tribbiani
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Friends Season 1 Episode 20: "The One with the Evil Orthodontist"
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Friends
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Friends Season 1 Episode 20 Quotes

Chandler: She's on the other line, she's going to call me be back. She's on the other line, she's going to call me be back. (Dancing)
Monica: Don't you have to pee?
Chandler: That's why I'm dancing.

Rachel: (To Monica, quietly) We ended up having sex in his chair.
Monica: (Loudly) You had sex in his chair?!... I said that a little too loudly, didn't I?
Ross: You, you had what?
Phoebe: Sex in his chair.