RuPaul: Wait, Michelle, you not gonna slap me, are you?
Michelle Visage: No!
RuPaul: Okay, it’s not that kinda show.
Michelle Visage: No, Ru, it’s not that kind of a show!
RuPaul: No, no, no.

I’m kinda triggered right now, because the last time someone handed me a key, it had white powder on the end of it. But that was a looong time ago, and this is so much better than all that.


Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win!


RuPaul: I’ve got one thing to say…
[RuPaul does a sexy turn]
RuPaul: It’s chocolate.

There was a little showmance going on behind the scenes.


Kornbread "The Snack" Jeté: I wasn’t gonna say nothing. Jasmine opened up the invitation and I told her, because no shade, the rest of the girls were having conversations about it, but not conversations with Jasmine. I’m not one of those kind of people…
Jasmine Kennedie: And thank you, Kornbread! You’re the only girl who would like talk to me…
Kornbread "The Snack" Jeté: You still cut me off and I live for it. You ain’t change.
[All the queens cheer and laugh]
Jasmine Kennedie: You get me! I’m still learning. I’m still learning!

I gave you a call, and guess who didn’t fucking answer? You!

Daya Betty

Miss June. As short as your time was, maybe you should change your name to “February”?

Maddy Morphosis

[In confessional] The main goal for this is to express ourselves in our truest form while showing how fierce of a supermodel bitch that we are.

Daya Betty

I think it’s herstory, girl. First Top 5 with two people that got eliminated.
[All the queens laugh]

Angeria Paris VanMichaels

Angeria Paris VanMichaels: Just keep having fun. You’ve made it this far.
Willow Pill: I need a diaper.
[Daya Betty laughs]

Angeria Paris VanMichaels: Can I hear your first two lines?
Willow Pill: No…
Angeria Paris VanMichaels: Ahh! That means they’re really really good then if I have to wait for them.
Willow Pill: Yeah, or I’m stalling.

VH1 Quotes

Michelle: I love a conflicting pattern. Tonight... it’s a full-out war.
[RuPaul laughs]
Michelle: There is the leg things with the crystal fringe and then we open the acid-wash shirt and there’s my giraffe, yes.
Monique: You said giraffe but I got brown cow.
Michelle: Girl, that’s a giraffe.
[RuPaul laughs]
Michelle: Cow’s aint spotted like that. That’s a giraffe.
Monique: I saw it and I was like, “Ah, brown cow! Stunning!”
[Everyone laughs]

Miss Vanjie... Miss Vanjie... Miss... Vanjie!

Vanessa Vanjie Mateo