Dominique is the villain, crazy, delusional. That’s me! Dominique is mine.

Kandy Muse

[In confessional] The judges have been telling Olivia that every time she gets up there, she gives this “apologetic shy girl” thing and that’s what this Gingerelle role is. If I were here, I would not be trying to do that.

Gottmik

Kandy Muse: Divas! Divas, divas, divas, it’s anyone’s game baby.
Gottmik: Coast-to-coast.
[All the queens cheer and raise hands]
Kandy Muse: And on that note, f*** you, bitches!

Gottmik: RuPaul compared my comedy to Phyllis Diller.
Rose: Down the road, in a few years if there’s a little roast tour, I wanna sit next to you, bitch!

[In confessional] Lord have mercy, help me! Child, I’m not funny. This is not the gig.

Olivia Lux

RuPaul: “I’d like to keep it on please.” She was right, I was wrong. There!
Symone: Growth, RuPaul. Growth.
RuPaul: Thank you, Dr. Fauci!
[Everyone laughs]

If you glue your lips, doesn’t it look like I’m a Jenner now?
[Everyone laughs]

Gottmik

Rosé: I’m feeling absolutely stunalina with my Norvina.
RuPaul: Woo!
Norvina: I think we have our new slogan.

Again, these are questions so easy even The Pit Crew knows the answer.

RuPaul

[In confessional] Olivia is a very sweet girl. I love her death, that’s my little sister. But, being the diva you are, there’s no way you’re gonna sit here and tell me that after four bitches said your name on the main stage, you’re cool, calm, and collective. Hell no!

Kandy Muse

I know my Drag Race trivia, but when you put beautiful men in front of me, everything goes out the window, Honey.

Olivia Lux

Tina Burner: I’m ready for it to be Top 4. Let’s just keep going. Let’s keep going!
Rosé: Yeah, you’ll have fun watching it!
[All the queens laugh]
Kandy Muse: Shady!
Tina Burner: Yeah, it’s gonna be real cute when I sneak right by you, sis. Gonna realllll cute!
Kandy Muse: She’s gonna sneak right by you at the airport on the way home!
[All the queens laugh harder]

VH1 Quotes

Michelle: I love a conflicting pattern. Tonight... it’s a full-out war.
[RuPaul laughs]
Michelle: There is the leg things with the crystal fringe and then we open the acid-wash shirt and there’s my giraffe, yes.
Monique: You said giraffe but I got brown cow.
Michelle: Girl, that’s a giraffe.
[RuPaul laughs]
Michelle: Cow’s aint spotted like that. That’s a giraffe.
Monique: I saw it and I was like, “Ah, brown cow! Stunning!”
[Everyone laughs]

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