Oh my god! Dwight got a hooker! Oh my god, I gotta call... I gotta call somebody. I don't know who to call... Dwight got a HOOKER!

Jim

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Character:
Jim Halpert
Episode:
The Office Season 3 Episode 2: "The Convention"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

Michael: [looking at hotel bed under black light] Whoa, what are all those stains?
Dwight: Blood, urine or semen.
Michael: Oh god, I hope it's urine.

Dwight: (sees Jerome Bettis) Why do they call him The Bus?
Michael: Because he's afraid to fly.