Bar Chick: [answers phone] What up what up? I'll check the lost and found. [looks in box] Yeah, there's a couple dicks in here.
Josh: Aw great!
Bar Chick: Is it pierced?
Josh: No.
Bar Chick: Does it have prongs?
Josh: What?
Bar Chick: Oh, never mind. That's a cell phone charger. It's not here.

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Man Seeking Woman Season 1 Episode 3: "Pitbull"
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Josh: How is it so easy for you to talk to these girls? What's your secret?
Mike: Dude. There's no secret. All you gotta do is find a girl, walk up to her, say hi, do spiral eyes, ask her her name, maybe buy her a drink...

Josh, the only way you're gonna 69 with some flat-chested skanks is if you go to the bar and talk to them.