Chad: Oh, that's great. Are we having a sperm-off?
Dr. Holt: No.
Chad: Oh, okay. Because, you know what? I would win. Because I banged both women in this room. With my sperm!


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Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 3: "Handidates"
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Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Chanel #3: Can I just say, for the record, before we begin, that yoga is just stretching for douchebags?
Cassidy Cascade: Noted.

Oh my god. Did you just make his corpse barf?!

Chanel [to #5]