Brockmire: No, the nickname Matt the Bat comes from his locker room presence. He's got the biggest dick in baseball history.
Gabby: Whoa. Seriously?
Brockmire: Oh yeah. Matt loves all that alpha male bullshit. He likes to bump into ya accidentally on purpose to make an impression. Literally. Left a dent. There's a density to it, Gabby. It's like a windsock that's been packed with wet sand.


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Brockmire Season 3 Episode 1: "Clubhouse Cancer"
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Brockmire feelin' the rhythm now. [Masturbation. My best defense against sleepless nights.]

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Boy, have I had trouble sleepin' lately. My sober mind just races through all the clarity of the silence.

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